Pick Up Lines - Page 3

6spdChick · 07-14-2006, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeShUa

I got no pickup lines
I stay on the grind
I tell the hoes all the time
B* Get in my car

That's soooo funny because I do the same exact thing....

So last night on my way home some old man rolled down his window and yelled "hey do you have a license to be that beautiful" lol so when I said no I lost it. He got all excited and said "whoaaa baby I'd love to help you find it" lol

BLACKFG · 07-14-2006, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 6spdChick

That's soooo funny because I do the same exact thing....

So last night on my way home some old man rolled down his window and yelled "hey do you have a license to be that beautiful" lol so when I said no I lost it. He got all excited and said "whoaaa baby I'd love to help you find it" lol

old ppl. thats when you floor it.

6spdChick · 07-14-2006, 02:42 PM

I just laughed lol it was pretty funny. I think he was drunk. He was in the passenger seat and the driver was just laughing at him also lol

The Si Canuck · 07-14-2006, 04:18 PM

Hey baby....is that a kegger in your back pocket? Cause I can see myself tapping that ass.

So whadya say we get a pizza and go back to my place and fu$k. What!!???? You don't like pizza?!?!

I may not be the best looking guy here in the bar....but I'm the only one lookin at you!

VoLTr0n · 07-14-2006, 04:32 PM

if you really want to pick up girls learn to breakdance and carry around one of those really big radios wherever you go along with a cardboard box. when you see a girl that you like bust a move and then ask for her number.

works every time...

irichard · 03-22-2007, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 06CivicSIChick

A guy asks you "Was your father a thief?"
Your respoce is "No, Why?"
They guy say's "Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes"

How sweet is that??? I liked that one.

nice, sound sweet.

Skylinegtr06 · 03-22-2007, 09:38 PM

Me: Hey beautiful, do you like handsome guys?
Girl:Yes
Me: Damn, *walks away*

This works usually and then they talk to you but I guess this humor only works with High School Girls

JonLee · 03-23-2007, 05:29 AM

" Do you know where the nearest bakery is? Because im looking for a cutie pie like you"

"Did u fart? because you blew me away"

"Theres something on your butt." (girl) What? "MY eyes"

"Are you from tennessee? cuz your the only TEN i see"

"If you were a booger, i would pick you first"

"If you were my homework, I would complete you"

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in"

**GeezerSi** · 03-23-2007, 08:21 AM

If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

3pac2k6 · 07-10-2007, 12:21 AM

my name's not elmo, but you can tickle me anytime...

ac2539 · 07-10-2007, 12:53 AM

"Can I have a picture of you?"

"Why?"

"So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!"

3pac2k6 · 07-10-2007, 12:55 AM

if i were god, and you were a camel.... i'd give you more than one hump.

Mookie469 · 07-10-2007, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ac2539

"Can I have a picture of you?"

"Why?"

"So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!"

I like this one!!!

taffysi · 07-10-2007, 04:33 AM

Hi, my name is (insert your name here), will you go out with me?

ac2539 · 07-10-2007, 04:54 AM

Just a plain "Hello" works for me sometimes...and THATS the truth!

nocturnal_si · 07-10-2007, 04:21 PM

guy: want to dance?
girl: NO
guy: me neither

FG-Habanero-NavI · 07-10-2007, 04:33 PM

Ask her if she needs a place to sit, then start wiping your mouth.

3pac2k6 · 07-10-2007, 04:36 PM

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

MarcDavid · 07-10-2007, 04:38 PM

Excuse me How much does a Polar Bear Weight?

Enough to break the ice.

My name is marc and i like your face.

works ok for me

3pac2k6 · 07-10-2007, 04:38 PM

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

07-14-2006, 04:18 PM	#44 (permalink)
The Si Canuck Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 64 iTrader: 0 / 0%	A canadian take.... Hey baby....is that a kegger in your back pocket? Cause I can see myself tapping that ass. So whadya say we get a pizza and go back to my place and fu$k. What!!???? You don't like pizza?!?! I may not be the best looking guy here in the bar....but I'm the only one lookin at you!

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07-14-2006, 02:42 PM	#43 (permalink)
6spdChick Senior Member Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,528 iTrader: 1 / 100%	I just laughed lol it was pretty funny. I think he was drunk. He was in the passenger seat and the driver was just laughing at him also lol

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Skylinegtr06 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Chula Vista SD Age: 18 Posts: 5,745 edwyn(male) iTrader: 1 / 100%	Me: Hey beautiful, do you like handsome guys? Girl:Yes Me: Damn, walks away This works usually and then they talk to you but I guess this humor only works with High School Girls

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JonLee Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: SoCal Age: 19 Posts: 336 iTrader: 0 / 0%	" Do you know where the nearest bakery is? Because im looking for a cutie pie like you" "Did u fart? because you blew me away" "Theres something on your butt." (girl) What? "MY eyes" "Are you from tennessee? cuz your the only TEN i see" "If you were a booger, i would pick you first" "If you were my homework, I would complete you" "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in"

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GeezerSi Hidy Ho Neighbor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Palm, PA Posts: 14,109 -> Ken iTrader: 5 / 100%	If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

07-10-2007, 12:21 AM	#50 (permalink)
3pac2k6 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: West Coast Posts: 1,034 iTrader: 0 / 0%	my name's not elmo, but you can tickle me anytime...

07-10-2007, 12:53 AM	#51 (permalink)
ac2539 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Fremont, CA Age: 21 Posts: 1,740 iTrader: 3 / 100%	"Can I have a picture of you?" "Why?" "So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!"

07-10-2007, 12:55 AM	#52 (permalink)
3pac2k6 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: West Coast Posts: 1,034 iTrader: 0 / 0%	if i were god, and you were a camel.... i'd give you more than one hump.

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taffysi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 678 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Hi, my name is (insert your name here), will you go out with me?

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ac2539 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Fremont, CA Age: 21 Posts: 1,740 iTrader: 3 / 100%	Just a plain "Hello" works for me sometimes...and THATS the truth!

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nocturnal_si Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: texas Posts: 347 iTrader: 0 / 0%	guy: want to dance? girl: NO guy: me neither

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FG-Habanero-NavI Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Fort Walton Beach, FL Age: 29 Posts: 1,386 Ryan iTrader: 0 / 0%	Ask her if she needs a place to sit, then start wiping your mouth.

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07-10-2007, 04:38 PM	#60 (permalink)
3pac2k6 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: West Coast Posts: 1,034 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?