Pick Up Lines - Page 2

***CaliGuy*** · 07-13-2006, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLAZETIGER

And last of all, but one of my favorites...
Nice legs. What time do they open?

BLACKFG · 07-13-2006, 03:13 AM

Thats blouse looks good on you, but i would look better on you.

**atruhondagrl** · 07-13-2006, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLAZETIGER

Wanna play Army? I'll lay on the ground and you can blow the hell out of me!

Guy:Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Girl: no, why
Guy: cause i can see myself in your pants

I'm lost, can you give me directions how to get to your place?

I like that dress, it would look better on my bedroom floor.

Come sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up.

There are 265 bones in a human body would u like one more.

Girl: asks excuse me do u have the time?
Guy: U say Do u have the energy.

U call a girl over with one finger.. When she comes to u, u tell her i made u cum with one finger imagine what i could do with 2.

Could I touch your belly button . . .from the inside?

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

And last of all, but one of my favorites...
Nice legs. What time do they open?

This sounds like a Navy sexual harrassment video.

JeShUa · 07-13-2006, 03:14 AM

I got no pickup lines
I stay on the grind
I tell the hoes all the time
B* Get in my car

***CaliGuy*** · 07-13-2006, 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeShUa

I got no pickup lines
I stay on the grind
I tell the hoes all the time
B* Get in my car

Thats how I roll as well

**Gonzo** · 07-13-2006, 03:24 AM

This takes the cake. :)

http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/ju..._pickup_lines/

BLACKFG · 07-13-2006, 05:05 AM

"Say one Our Father and five Hail Mary's. Or, you can come back to my place and say 'Oh God' about a hundred times."

"Yes, my child. Christ is coming. But if I saw a body like yours, I'd be cumming too."

"Hey baby! Don't you want to love thy neighbor?"

Be unique and different, just say yes.

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

sfccrx · 07-13-2006, 05:44 AM

this is my line........................

"do you have any Chinese in you? want some?"

BLACKFG · 07-13-2006, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sfccrx

this is my line........................

"do you have any Chinese in you? want some?"

you adapted that from Austin powers: Gold Member.
when mini me wrote do youhave a little clone in you. and then wrote do want some

sfccrx · 07-13-2006, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLACKFG

you adapted that from Austin powers: Gold Member.
when mini me wrote do youhave a little clone in you. and then wrote do want some

honestly did not, if I did, I'd be like, "get in my belly."

BLACKFG · 07-13-2006, 09:16 PM

My friends call me nova casanova.
(this could be used in the movie qoutes thread)

**Silver8th** · 07-13-2006, 09:38 PM

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Do you have a BandAid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

***SiViC81*** · 07-13-2006, 09:47 PM

Hey everyone

, new here to the site. I have an 05 ex coupe but looking to get rid of it for the new Si in the near future

Anyway this is a great thread and my first post.

Just go up to her with a screw in hand and offer it to her while saying "Hey do you want a screw?"

I see that your garage is empty...can i park my car there for the night?

BLACKFG · 07-13-2006, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver8th

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Do you have a BandAid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

Good Ones

Quote:

Originally Posted by illmatic1981

Hey everyone

, new here to the site. I have an 05 ex coupe but looking to get rid of it for the new Si in the near future

Anyway this is a great thread and my first post.

Just go up to her with a screw in hand and offer it to her while saying "Hey do you want a screw?"

I see that your garage is empty...can i park my car there for the night?

welcome and good luck on getting a FG.

FBPinMD · 07-13-2006, 11:39 PM

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Are those space pants you're wearing? Cause your ass is out of this world!!

ewashere · 07-14-2006, 12:19 AM

ok here are some corny ones

"If your left leg was christmas and your right leg was new years could I come visit between the holidays"

"Nice shoes wanna f***?"

cojaro · 07-14-2006, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sfccrx

honestly did not, if I did, I'd be like, "get in my belly."

Ludacris - Number One Spot

"Causing lyrical disasters, it's the master
Make music for Mini-Me's, models and Fat Bastards
These women trying yo get me out my Pelle Pelle
They strip off my clothes and tell me, 'Get in my belly!'"

***m1k3*** · 07-14-2006, 12:56 AM

i lost my number can i have yours?

or

so uhh... you're a girl right? (this has worked before, at the least it will start conversation)

PayBack · 07-14-2006, 01:27 PM

Ok, you have to have a cool drink in your hand to pull this one off. You rub your finger across the dew on the outside of the glass, wipe it on your shirt sleeve and then on hers; follow by saying....

"what do you say we go to my place and get out of these wet cloths?"

BLACKFG · 07-14-2006, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PayBack

Ok, you have to have a cool drink in your hand to pull this one off. You rub your finger across the dew on the outside of the glass, wipe it on your shirt sleeve and then on hers; follow by saying....

"what do you say we go to my place and get out of these wet cloths?"

Yeah thats a pretty good one

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BLACKFG Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 604 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Thats blouse looks good on you, but i would look better on you.

07-13-2006, 03:14 AM	#24 (permalink)
JeShUa Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 13,287 i can has lower? iTrader: 12 / 100%	I got no pickup lines I stay on the grind I tell the hoes all the time B* Get in my car

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BLACKFG Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 604 iTrader: 0 / 0%	"Say one Our Father and five Hail Mary's. Or, you can come back to my place and say 'Oh God' about a hundred times." "Yes, my child. Christ is coming. But if I saw a body like yours, I'd be cumming too." "Hey baby! Don't you want to love thy neighbor?" Be unique and different, just say yes. I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

07-13-2006, 05:44 AM	#28 (permalink)
sfccrx Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in a house.................somewhere in N.W. OH Posts: 897 iTrader: 0 / 0%	this is my line........................ "do you have any Chinese in you? want some?"

07-13-2006, 09:16 PM	#31 (permalink)
BLACKFG Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 604 iTrader: 0 / 0%	My friends call me nova casanova. (this could be used in the movie qoutes thread)

07-13-2006, 11:39 PM	#35 (permalink)
FBPinMD Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Owings Mills, MD Posts: 65 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Are those space pants you're wearing? Cause your ass is out of this world!!

07-14-2006, 12:19 AM	#36 (permalink)
ewashere Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Tucson, Arizona Posts: 23 iTrader: 0 / 0%	ok here are some corny ones "If your left leg was christmas and your right leg was new years could I come visit between the holidays" "Nice shoes wanna f***?"

07-14-2006, 01:27 PM	#39 (permalink)
PayBack Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: California Posts: 86 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Ok, you have to have a cool drink in your hand to pull this one off. You rub your finger across the dew on the outside of the glass, wipe it on your shirt sleeve and then on hers; follow by saying.... "what do you say we go to my place and get out of these wet cloths?"