Little Rock Ar. chat thread

[Excalibur]

Originally Posted by GlxyGry06Si

when did we put your header on. im thinking 8 as well.

On a weekday.

[Riverak21]

They open at 0900 hours.

[GlxyGry06Si]

8. i already called them.

[redicansFijiSi]

715? that's crazy. i can do it though. i got the fluid in today so i'm all set. will i need to bring some cash to pay for it?

[Excalibur]

Originally Posted by redicansFijiSi

715? that's crazy. i can do it though. i got the fluid in today so i'm all set. will i need to bring some cash to pay for it?

They take cards, but I would bring cash anyways.

[redicansFijiSi]

alright thanks

[GlxyGry06Si]

you can be here later but i dont want to have to wait for the lifts. hell there may not even be a wait but sometimes there is. jeremy you going to pennicle mt with my wife and i. brett is also going to make it. this is for anyone else too. we will be leaving saturday not long after we **** around with cars. seth since you are already here you can just go with us. i have never been there before but they are having some special thing.

[Excalibur]

Originally Posted by GlxyGry06Si

you can be here later but i dont want to have to wait for the lifts. hell there may not even be a wait but sometimes there is. jeremy you going to pennicle mt with my wife and i. brett is also going to make it. this is for anyone else too. we will be leaving saturday not long after we **** around with cars. seth since you are already here you can just go with us. i have never been there before but they are having some special thing.

I'll go with you then. I may bring gym cloths and run around the mountain though. I'm trying to not be such a fatass. Your fat jokes got to me, j/k.

I got an email and I thought you should take the test:

TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I ***?" SELF EXAMINATION


1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are ***.
It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.


2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming ****. A cat is like a dog, but *** -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so ***.


3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a ***.


4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he please


5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you probably like a high hard one in the pooper chuter. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Soy Latte". If you've put a Decaf Soy Latté to your lips, you've had a man there, too.


6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap.
If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is you're ***.
And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are faggadocious.


7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle.
A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off.
The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, scratch his balls, or play with his broad's tits.


Any Questions???

[redicansFijiSi]

that was good jeremy. jarred, don't you have 2 cats?

and i don't mind bein there at 715. it won't be a problem.

[GlxyGry06Si]

sweet jeremy is going to be here at like 8.

[yetanotherSI]

Okay so who was it that I saw coming on the Air Base when my wife and I were leaving at around 3:45 today. Or was it anyone. I thought they were waving at me but i might just be full of myself. I saw a HRP, and NHBP coupes together. Well anyway just I would throw that out there..

[GlxyGry06Si]

yeah that was us. we were heading to my house. you were in a black 4dr right? there was a alabaster silver, galaxy gray, nhbp, fiji blue, and habi red. i looked at you but did not wave.

[Excalibur]

Originally Posted by yetanotherSI

Okay so who was it that I saw coming on the Air Base when my wife and I were leaving at around 3:45 today. Or was it anyone. I thought they were waving at me but i might just be full of myself. I saw a HRP, and NHBP coupes together. Well anyway just I would throw that out there..

That was a sweet sedan. You need to start coming out with us.

[Riverak21]

Originally Posted by GlxyGry06Si

yeah that was us. we were heading to my house. you were in a black 4dr right? there was a alabaster silver, galaxy gray, nhbp, fiji blue, and habi red. i looked at you but did not wave.

He honked at us more than a couple times.

And I was waving at you.

[Riverak21]

Originally Posted by Excalibur

That was a sweet sedan. You need to start coming out with us.

Hey man, don't forget about that Comptech SS. It would be nice to own. Thanks.

[Excalibur]

Originally Posted by Riverak21

Hey man, don't forget about that Comptech SS. It would be nice to own. Thanks.

I'm on top of it. I'll be talking to him sometime tomorrow.

[GlxyGry06Si]

we had a pretty good time yesterday. thanks for hanging out yesterday.

[Excalibur]

Kevin, I'm posting this for you.

Jarred, this is for you to read.
http://www.fgcoupe.com/forum/showthr...ight=tank+size

[Riverak21]

^^^ I forgot to pull the manual out on Ja"r"ed and put him in his place.

Originally Posted by Excalibur

I'm on top of it. I'll be talking to him sometime tomorrow.

Appreciate it.

[Excalibur]

Originally Posted by Riverak21

^^^ I forgot to pull the manual out on Ja"r"ed and put him in his place.



Appreciate it.

No problem.