frequently asked ebay questions

[supersly_jones]

read what this guy put on his frequently asked questions on the ebay listing...i had to share

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BLUE-...40088362QQrdZ1

Item number: 8040088362

[Mikes A D]

whats that have to do with civic's?

wrong forum perhaps?

[Scourge]

Bwahahahahahhah....

I'll post it for easy reading...

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THE FIRST, NEW AND IMPROVED 2006 HEADLIGHT!!

8500K KELVIN TEMP RATING WITH NEWEST TECHNOLOGY

100% D.O.T. Approved, That Means The Department Of
Transportation Says They Tested Safe For Your Vehicle

30% Xenon Gas Charged, and 40% Krypton Gas Charged Bulbs

1 SET (2 Bulbs) OF BLUE HEADLIGHTS

9006 = 55 Watts

100% Satisfaction Guaranteed With A

LIFETIME WARRANTY



Frequently Asked Questions



Q: Why Should I Purchase EuroDezigns Bulbs?

A: Our 8500K Headlights are absolutely the best money can buy.
Our 8500K rating is not only on our label but in our bulbs. Other
companies claim to have 8500K ratings (or even more) but ask
yourself this; if they have it, why is it not on their label.




Q: What Does 8500K Mean And How Will It Benefit My Driving?

A: Contrary to popular belief a "K" rating is not the measurement
of a bulbs brightness or color depth, but it is in fact the ability to
project its light source further and wider into the darkness. Using
this formula our 8500K Headlights project twice the distance and
width of stock bulbs. (Example) All indoor movie theatres use 4800K
bulbs for their movie projectors. This is how they are able to project
on such a wide screen with amazing clarity. Now imagine what our
8500K bulbs can do for your vision.




Q: How Much Color Can I Expect From These Bulbs And Are They Legal?

A: EuroDezigns bulbs provide the most color allowed by law. When
testing EuroDezigns bulbs we incorporated the help of several local
and state police agencies who told us that our first batch of
Headlights were illegal because they were to colorful and would
be considered impersonating a emergency vehicle. With their help
we went back to the drawing board and came out with the most
colorful bulbs allowed by law. For their assistance and cooperation
we sent each of them 10 free sets of our "NEW" EuroDezigns Headlights.
To our amazement the "Henry County" Paris Tennessee Sheriff's
Department was the first to call and inform us of their desire to
outfit their WHOLE fleet of squad cars with EuroDezigns Headlights.
The police officers felt with the superior illumination of the area
surrounding their squad cars, it would likely reduce the risk of an
accident, thus keeping their insurance costs down.




Q: Will It Burn My Car's Wiring Because Of Heat?

A: No, our EuroDezigns bulbs will not burn your wires. EuroDezigns bulbs
are the only replacements bulbs that are 100% D.O.T. Approved. Our
bulbs are made of fused quartz glass giving them excellent heat
shock-resistance; hence, keeping heat to a minimum. EuroDezigns
bulbs also prevent any damage to your lens and wiring harness with
their ground breaking technology. We have placed them in several
client and emergency vehicles, and have never had a problem.

[supersly_jones]

i wasn't saying they were for civic...all i'm saying is this guys a moron....look at the questions he put on there and his answers....wow...

[Celcius]

Q: By bidding/paying for this item, am I agreeing to being your personal private douche?

A: Yes. Yes you are, and it only costs $12.99!

[CameronJr9]

^^ Ha!

[supersly_jones]

Q: What Does 8500K Mean And How Will It Benefit My Driving?

A: Contrary to popular belief a "K" rating is not the measurement
of a bulbs brightness or color depth, but it is in fact the ability to
project its light source further and wider into the darkness. Using
this formula our 8500K Headlights project twice the distance and
width of stock bulbs. (Example) All indoor movie theatres use 4800K
bulbs for their movie projectors. This is how they are able to project
on such a wide screen with amazing clarity. Now imagine what our
8500K bulbs can do for your vision.

this kills me...

[Mikes A D]

Perhaps this shmucks mother or father should have killed him at birth-may have saved us who enjoy not getting ripped off on ebay some time and hassle.

[Celcius]

This reminds me of how evil eBay is. I recently looked up "Fast" on eBay, because after seeing those VW commercials who the **** wouldn't want a usless chunk of plastic that tells your girlfriend to shutup? I figured something like 10 or 20 bucks, right? They run at around 300 bucks!

[supersly_jones]

Originally Posted by Celcius

This reminds me of how evil eBay is. I recently looked up "Fast" on eBay, because after seeing those VW commercials who the **** wouldn't want a usless chunk of plastic that tells your girlfriend to shutup? I figured something like 10 or 20 bucks, right? They run at around 300 bucks!

holy crap...i thought thoughs things were just a joke...lol..thats funny