Rice thread, can you beat it?

[mitsukaiSI]

is it just me or is that cobalt lifted? MAJOR wheel gap . . . looks more than stock

[splew]

Originally Posted by importexpert

Sorry, the Vette ZO6 can never be a ricer.

[t85konrad]

^ true that, but here is the deffinition of ricer

[t85konrad]

google ricer some funny stuff come up

[ImTheVoiceOfGod]

Originally Posted by Urban Dictionary

1. ricer 2760 up, 251 down

(Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to suck at everything you attempt)

A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often import car (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are (but not limited to):

- Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder
- Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747
- Lots of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from, but must be cool
- Expensive rims that usually cost more than the car itself
- Bodykit to make the car appear lower, usually accented with chicken wire
- Clear tail lights and corner signals
- A "performace intake"- a tube that feeds cold air to their engine usually located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine)
- Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, CRXs, RSXs, Del Sols Mitsubishi Eclipses, Lancers, Subaru Imprezas, however there are some domestics such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow. Please note that some Supras, Skylines, WRX's and other higher performance imports are designed to go fast, and are therfore not always considered rice. It really depends on the severity of the case.
The "ricer" attempts to make their car "performance" by adding the modifications listed above. These ricers are not confined to any one ethnic group or color, however different ethnic groups are known for certain styles.

That Z06 = Not rice

[ImTheVoiceOfGod]

This however is rice

[t85konrad]

[splew]

Originally Posted by ImTheVoiceOfGod

This however is rice

No it's not! That RX-7 would be defined as a tuner, a professionally built custom car with serious performance upgrades. A ricer is an amaturely built custom car with little or no performance upgrades or potential.

[t85konrad]

^ look at the wing, its too much for that car.

[ImTheVoiceOfGod]

Originally Posted by splew

No it's not! That RX-7 would be defined as a tuner, a professionally built custom car with serious performance upgrades. A ricer is an amaturely built custom car with little or no performance upgrades or potential.

So I can put **** stickers and retundant wings on my car if I have a I/H/E?

[splew]

Originally Posted by t85konrad

^ look at the wing, its too much for that car.

I didn't say it was tasteful but look, it actually matches the car! It also has shiny paint that isn't neon green! It has a real two tone job done in real paint!
It is also an RX-7, a serious performance car, so like the Z06 it is hard for it to be considered a ricer.

[t85konrad]

^ lofl yes it is shiny and pretty

[gmade]

Originally Posted by t85konrad

This is like the Ricer Bible!!! LMAO....

[t85konrad]

LOL yes it is

[ImTheVoiceOfGod]

Originally Posted by gmade

This is like the Ricer Bible!!! LMAO....

No its not, there is no duct tape, no bunjee cords, the paint is in prestine condition, and those lights werent bought off of eBay

[t85konrad]

^ LMAO so ture

[gmade]

Originally Posted by ImTheVoiceOfGod

No its not, there is no duct tape, no bunjee cords, the paint is in prestine condition, and those lights werent bought off of eBay

Your absolutely Rite!!! lol...how could i forgotten!

[t85konrad]

here u go the primed not painted front fender, the spray painted decal, the rear bumper held by duct tape and sponcering Ebay

[ImTheVoiceOfGod]

Much better

[krytikal]

rx-7 13b...1.3 liter sequential turbos ftw! mmmmm