What do people talk about on other forums?

[CivicsRdBest]

What's going on in other car forums?

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em?
btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - - Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please
help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get
in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in
divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble
with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the
movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to
get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't
forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get
the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's
$35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!


I stole this straight up from 7thgen, and sum1 there stole it from somewhere else. Oh well, throw me some rep if you guys thought it was funny.

[Janizary]

Originally Posted by CivicsRdBest

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

That had me holding my sides for some reason.

**CRUMP..SCRAAAPPEE**

Tahoe driver: What was that?

Passenger: What?

Tahoe Driver: Didn't you feel that?

Passenger: Uh uh. What? Did the groceries fall over?

[CivicsRdBest]

^^

haha.... Some SUV drivers are totally oblivious. I experienced my cousin not having any clue while she was driving her 4-runner.

[Nightshade]

Awesome, man. Very funny. How about:

Escalade Forum:
"Poll: Are you a drug dealer or a neurosurgeon?"

New Dodge Charger Forum:
"Everybody is laughing at me..."

Geo Tracker Forum:
"Leather pants on a cloth interior? Need another man's opinion."

Toyota Sequoia Forum:
"Converting engine to run on luquified rubies. Cheaper?"

[tygerSI33]

Very funny CivicsRdBest.

[Dale_K]

The Corvette forum is full of stories about kittens, known as 'kittah' threads. The tech forum is all about dead batteries in their C6s.

[skittleslegend]

lmao....that's the funniest thing I've read in awhile.

[SWRT]

Originally Posted by CivicsRdBest

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Hilarious... as an ex-WRX owner I can personally attest to seeing posts like that regularly during the winter!

Nice post

-SWRT

[ElectricFaerie]

lol.. that was good.. thanks :)

[CameronJr9]

HA! Great one. Thanks!

[rt66al]

Originally Posted by CivicsRdBest

^^

haha.... Some SUV drivers are totally oblivious. I experienced my cousin not having any clue while she was driving her 4-runner.

Funny stuff! And SUV drivers really scare me. I was behind a lady in an SUV at McDonald's once. She got too close to the barrier posts at the window and scraped the entire driver's side of her SUV. She had to have felt it but she just pulled right out into traffic and didn't bother even stopping to check the damage. I can only imagine her husband's reaction when he saw what happened.

[Janizary]

A real forum discussion (spelling quoted for posterity):

Focus SVT Forums
- - - teh SVT engin it at leest qualty an relyabl at da nu Honda Si

[Leonardo629]

best thread on this message board for sure...

[m1k3]

hahahahahahah.

good stuff man

[drbyers]

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em?
btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

funniest post in a long time.

[lowerlevel]

im sorry but you could not have said it better with SRT forums.. i think i have asked my self that question a few times. :)

[Jason Blier]

VW Corrado Forums:

"This is the best car that has ever come out of Germany - the apex of design and technology...all other cars are inferior and whoever does not agree can go suck eggs."

VW 1.8T:

"I may not beat an STI right NOW...but if I dump 10K$ in it...a chip and turbo and nitros and a new transmissionand an LSD and shave 400 lbs off of it, I will totally keep upi with it!"

VW VR6:

"Turbos are for sissys...all motor all the way, posers!"

VW TDI (These guys actually know boatloads about their cars):

"Well...you may have 300 HP and your car may sound better but can you drive up a 14% grade in 5th gear and actually have your car go faster when you step on it without downshifting? Torque baby!! and 64 MPG! Diesel rules!"

VW MK4 forums (These guys are like a 24hr comedy show):

Guy 1 "My car is more euro than your car...."
Guy 2 "My car has smoked headlights...so it is more euro than your car..."
Guy 3 "My car car is shaved and smoothed and has a boser hood so it is more euro than yours"
Guy 4 "I just installed the WingsWest kit on my car...how does it look?"
Guy 1,2,and 3 "Nooo no no....rice and saurkraut do not go together...go shoot yourself...you are a disgrace to the VW community....go shoot yourself!"

Here is another...

Guy 1: "I am a lemming and cannot think for myself...what bodykit should I get...let me know soon so I can have the approval of the rest of the forum before I make my decision which will actually be your desision because I just want everyone to like me."

[CivicsRdBest]

^^hahaha... that rice and saurkraut really got me!

[White06]

[quote=Jason Blier]VW Corrado Forums:


Guy 1 "My car is more euro than your car...."
Guy 2 "My car has smoked headlights...so it is more euro than your car..."
Guy 3 "My car car is shaved and smoothed and has a boser hood so it is more euro than yours"
Guy 4 "I just installed the WingsWest kit on my car...how does it look?"
Guy 1,2,and 3 "Nooo no no....rice and saurkraut do not go together...go shoot yourself...you are a disgrace to the VW community....go shoot yourself!"


HAHAHAHAAHA " go shoot yourself"