Made up a new "OFFENSIVE" analogy about 3-series owners...

The Shishpanik · 03-29-2007, 02:21 PM

Hey guys, you know how there's always analogies and insults about other car companies and owners? For example, about Honda that "Racing a honda is like competing in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded".

Well, on my way back from class I made up a new one about BMW 3-series owners hehe.
Owning a 3-series is like having a small penis, you can still have fun with it, but it's not impressive at all.

What do you guys think? Hehe

*Note - I am not against BMW, BMW 3-series, or 3-series drivers in any way, I just think it is a funny aspect of the car community (insulting other cars/drivers jokingly, of course).

Si 07 · 03-29-2007, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Shishpanik

Hey guys, you know how there's always analogies and insults about other car companies and owners? For example, about Honda that "Racing a honda is like competing in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded".

Well, on my way back from class I made up a new one about BMW 3-series owners hehe.
Owning a 3-series is like having a small penis, you can still have fun with it, but it's not impressive at all.

What do you guys think? Hehe

*Note - I am not against BMW, BMW 3-series, or 3-series drivers in any way, I just think it is a funny aspect of the car community (insulting other cars/drivers jokingly, of course).

hahaha hit em where it hurts!

***trickyazn*** · 03-29-2007, 06:19 PM

nice one..

**ImTheVoiceOfGod** · 03-29-2007, 06:21 PM

Thats pretty good.

**ImTheVoiceOfGod** · 03-29-2007, 06:22 PM

But now that I think about it, should be "Only 12 year olds are impressed."

2000civic · 03-29-2007, 06:42 PM

Lol I liked it

Skylinegtr06 · 03-29-2007, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Shishpanik

Hey guys, you know how there's always analogies and insults about other car companies and owners? For example, about Honda that "Racing a honda is like competing in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded".

Well, on my way back from class I made up a new one about BMW 3-series owners hehe.
Owning a 3-series is like having a small penis, you can still have fun with it, but it's not impressive at all.

What do you guys think? Hehe

*Note - I am not against BMW, BMW 3-series, or 3-series drivers in any way, I just think it is a funny aspect of the car community (insulting other cars/drivers jokingly, of course).

HMM it seems that you think that only asians drive 3 series?

**ImTheVoiceOfGod** · 03-29-2007, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skylinegtr06

HMM it seems that you think that only asians drive 3 series?

BUUUUURRRRRRRRRN

TWK20si · 03-29-2007, 07:34 PM

hahaha

hoanger · 03-29-2007, 08:58 PM

LOL
that was a good burn

***trickyazn*** · 03-29-2007, 10:35 PM

burn x2. this thread has officially became interesting.

Gonzo · 03-29-2007, 11:02 PM

I don't know why any of those analogies in particular would be applied to a certain model over another, but yours is somewhat amusing.

e60.deluxe · 10-26-2007, 09:17 PM

im pretty sure the honda one is really supposed to be for "arguing on the internet" and somebody just changed the first few words.

and your BMW one doesnt make any sense. it doesnt say anything stereotypical about a BMW/3 series. like the Honda one is that Hondas are slow haha get it retarted = slow. BMW = unimpressive? im pretty sure lots of people buy BMWs to impress people. no sense.

it would make more sense if you apply it to a good car that gets passed over by the general public because it doesnt have high HP.

realxlai · 10-26-2007, 10:44 PM

i remember when i was younger i asked my friends dad(works as a acura tech.) what bmw stood for.. he said 'big money waste' LOL

AntiGravityHero · 08-24-2009, 01:02 PM

This one is as old as dirt, but I'm posting it anyway:

Q: "What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?"

A: "A porcupine has its pricks on the outside"

***07BlakBlak*** · 08-24-2009, 02:28 PM

BMW "The Ultimate Daddys Little Princess Mobile"

JDMisBest · 08-24-2009, 03:27 PM

HONDA = hold on not done accelerating

kene79 · 08-24-2009, 03:56 PM

bmw--bury my wife
bmw--burn my wallet
bmw--break my windows
bmw--big money woes
bmw--burn my wife
bmw--beat my wife
bmw--bitchslap my wife
bmw--boobies men want

Design · 08-24-2009, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kene79

bmw--burn my wallet

I hear this one a lot. LOVE BMW's, hate the long term ownership costs.

Then again, that's what you pay for German engineering.

pks17 · 08-24-2009, 04:44 PM

I dont know man, most 3 series blow away honda civics, accords, even s2000's.
Pure speed doesnt mean anything on a daily driver.

03-29-2007, 02:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
The Shishpanik Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: College park, MD Posts: 2,044 Fear the Turtle! iTrader: 1 / 100%	Made up a new "OFFENSIVE" analogy about 3-series owners... Hey guys, you know how there's always analogies and insults about other car companies and owners? For example, about Honda that "Racing a honda is like competing in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded". Well, on my way back from class I made up a new one about BMW 3-series owners hehe. Owning a 3-series is like having a small penis, you can still have fun with it, but it's not impressive at all. What do you guys think? Hehe *Note - I am not against BMW, BMW 3-series, or 3-series drivers in any way, I just think it is a funny aspect of the car community (insulting other cars/drivers jokingly, of course).

08-24-2009, 03:56 PM	#18 (permalink)
kene79 Senior Member Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: In Hell Posts: 1,500 Kene iTrader: 1 / 100%	bmw--bury my wife bmw--burn my wallet bmw--break my windows bmw--big money woes bmw--burn my wife bmw--beat my wife bmw--bitchslap my wife bmw--boobies men want Last edited by kene79; 08-24-2009 at 03:57 PM.

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Gonzo Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Richmond, VA Posts: 7,424 iTrader: 8 / 100%	I don't know why any of those analogies in particular would be applied to a certain model over another, but yours is somewhat amusing.

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e60.deluxe Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Lake Forest, CA Age: 24 Posts: 6,028 iTrader: 3 / 100%	im pretty sure the honda one is really supposed to be for "arguing on the internet" and somebody just changed the first few words. and your BMW one doesnt make any sense. it doesnt say anything stereotypical about a BMW/3 series. like the Honda one is that Hondas are slow haha get it retarted = slow. BMW = unimpressive? im pretty sure lots of people buy BMWs to impress people. no sense. it would make more sense if you apply it to a good car that gets passed over by the general public because it doesnt have high HP.

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