Made up a new "OFFENSIVE" analogy about 3-series owners...

The Shishpanik · 03-29-2007, 03:21 PM

Hey guys, you know how there's always analogies and insults about other car companies and owners? For example, about Honda that "Racing a honda is like competing in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded".

Well, on my way back from class I made up a new one about BMW 3-series owners hehe.
Owning a 3-series is like having a small penis, you can still have fun with it, but it's not impressive at all.

What do you guys think? Hehe

*Note - I am not against BMW, BMW 3-series, or 3-series drivers in any way, I just think it is a funny aspect of the car community (insulting other cars/drivers jokingly, of course).

Si 07 · 03-29-2007, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Shishpanik

Hey guys, you know how there's always analogies and insults about other car companies and owners? For example, about Honda that "Racing a honda is like competing in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded".

Well, on my way back from class I made up a new one about BMW 3-series owners hehe.
Owning a 3-series is like having a small penis, you can still have fun with it, but it's not impressive at all.

What do you guys think? Hehe

*Note - I am not against BMW, BMW 3-series, or 3-series drivers in any way, I just think it is a funny aspect of the car community (insulting other cars/drivers jokingly, of course).

hahaha hit em where it hurts!

***trickyazn*** · 03-29-2007, 07:19 PM

nice one..

**ImTheVoiceOfGod** · 03-29-2007, 07:21 PM

Thats pretty good.

**ImTheVoiceOfGod** · 03-29-2007, 07:22 PM

But now that I think about it, should be "Only 12 year olds are impressed."

2000civic · 03-29-2007, 07:42 PM

Lol I liked it

Skylinegtr06 · 03-29-2007, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Shishpanik

Hey guys, you know how there's always analogies and insults about other car companies and owners? For example, about Honda that "Racing a honda is like competing in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded".

Well, on my way back from class I made up a new one about BMW 3-series owners hehe.
Owning a 3-series is like having a small penis, you can still have fun with it, but it's not impressive at all.

What do you guys think? Hehe

*Note - I am not against BMW, BMW 3-series, or 3-series drivers in any way, I just think it is a funny aspect of the car community (insulting other cars/drivers jokingly, of course).

HMM it seems that you think that only asians drive 3 series?

**ImTheVoiceOfGod** · 03-29-2007, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skylinegtr06

HMM it seems that you think that only asians drive 3 series?

BUUUUURRRRRRRRRN

TWK20si · 03-29-2007, 08:34 PM

hahaha

hoanger · 03-29-2007, 09:58 PM

LOL
that was a good burn

***trickyazn*** · 03-29-2007, 11:35 PM

burn x2. this thread has officially became interesting.

Gonzo · 03-30-2007, 12:02 AM

I don't know why any of those analogies in particular would be applied to a certain model over another, but yours is somewhat amusing.

e60.deluxe · 10-26-2007, 10:17 PM

im pretty sure the honda one is really supposed to be for "arguing on the internet" and somebody just changed the first few words.

and your BMW one doesnt make any sense. it doesnt say anything stereotypical about a BMW/3 series. like the Honda one is that Hondas are slow haha get it retarted = slow. BMW = unimpressive? im pretty sure lots of people buy BMWs to impress people. no sense.

it would make more sense if you apply it to a good car that gets passed over by the general public because it doesnt have high HP.

realxlai · 10-26-2007, 11:44 PM

i remember when i was younger i asked my friends dad(works as a acura tech.) what bmw stood for.. he said 'big money waste' LOL

AntiGravityHero · 08-24-2009, 02:02 PM

This one is as old as dirt, but I'm posting it anyway:

Q: "What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?"

A: "A porcupine has its pricks on the outside"

***07BlakBlak*** · 08-24-2009, 03:28 PM

BMW "The Ultimate Daddys Little Princess Mobile"

JDMisBest · 08-24-2009, 04:27 PM

HONDA = hold on not done accelerating

kene79 · 08-24-2009, 04:56 PM

bmw--bury my wife
bmw--burn my wallet
bmw--break my windows
bmw--big money woes
bmw--burn my wife
bmw--beat my wife
bmw--bitchslap my wife
bmw--boobies men want

Design · 08-24-2009, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kene79

bmw--burn my wallet

I hear this one a lot. LOVE BMW's, hate the long term ownership costs.

Then again, that's what you pay for German engineering.

pks17 · 08-24-2009, 05:44 PM

I dont know man, most 3 series blow away honda civics, accords, even s2000's.
Pure speed doesnt mean anything on a daily driver.

03-29-2007, 03:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
The Shishpanik Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: College park, MD Posts: 2,044 Fear the Turtle!	Made up a new "OFFENSIVE" analogy about 3-series owners... Hey guys, you know how there's always analogies and insults about other car companies and owners? For example, about Honda that "Racing a honda is like competing in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded". Well, on my way back from class I made up a new one about BMW 3-series owners hehe. Owning a 3-series is like having a small penis, you can still have fun with it, but it's not impressive at all. What do you guys think? Hehe *Note - I am not against BMW, BMW 3-series, or 3-series drivers in any way, I just think it is a funny aspect of the car community (insulting other cars/drivers jokingly, of course).
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08-24-2009, 04:56 PM	#18 (permalink)
kene79 Senior Member Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: In Hell Posts: 1,498 Kene	bmw--bury my wife bmw--burn my wallet bmw--break my windows bmw--big money woes bmw--burn my wife bmw--beat my wife bmw--bitchslap my wife bmw--boobies men want Last edited by kene79; 08-24-2009 at 04:57 PM.

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*trickyazn* VIP Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 714 OC Posts: 20,538	nice one..

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ImTheVoiceOfGod Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Waynesboro PA Age: 30 Posts: 38,271 Curtis	Thats pretty good.

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03-29-2007, 07:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
2000civic Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Rancho SoCal Age: 23 Posts: 2,143 Robert	Lol I liked it

03-29-2007, 08:34 PM	#9 (permalink)
TWK20si Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: OH Age: 27 Posts: 766 Kevin	hahaha

03-29-2007, 09:58 PM	#10 (permalink)
hoanger Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Calgary, Alberta Posts: 7,257 www.illmotion.com	LOL that was a good burn

03-29-2007, 11:35 PM	#11 (permalink)
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03-30-2007, 12:02 AM	#12 (permalink)
Gonzo Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Richmond, VA Posts: 7,416	I don't know why any of those analogies in particular would be applied to a certain model over another, but yours is somewhat amusing.

10-26-2007, 10:17 PM	#13 (permalink)
e60.deluxe Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Lake Forest, CA Age: 25 Posts: 6,062	im pretty sure the honda one is really supposed to be for "arguing on the internet" and somebody just changed the first few words. and your BMW one doesnt make any sense. it doesnt say anything stereotypical about a BMW/3 series. like the Honda one is that Hondas are slow haha get it retarted = slow. BMW = unimpressive? im pretty sure lots of people buy BMWs to impress people. no sense. it would make more sense if you apply it to a good car that gets passed over by the general public because it doesnt have high HP.

10-26-2007, 11:44 PM	#14 (permalink)
realxlai Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 35,361 M. Bison	i remember when i was younger i asked my friends dad(works as a acura tech.) what bmw stood for.. he said 'big money waste' LOL

08-24-2009, 02:02 PM	#15 (permalink)
AntiGravityHero Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 248 Sam	This one is as old as dirt, but I'm posting it anyway: Q: "What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?" A: "A porcupine has its pricks on the outside"

08-24-2009, 03:28 PM	#16 (permalink)
*07BlakBlak* All Liver GSP's! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Squat Rack Posts: 3,620	BMW "The Ultimate Daddys Little Princess Mobile"

08-24-2009, 04:27 PM	#17 (permalink)
JDMisBest Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 229	HONDA = hold on not done accelerating

08-24-2009, 05:44 PM	#20 (permalink)
pks17 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,542	I dont know man, most 3 series blow away honda civics, accords, even s2000's. Pure speed doesnt mean anything on a daily driver.

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