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squidmaster · 03-12-2008, 12:59 PM

This lady had been in a coma for 6 months now with no signs of coming out. So one day while the nurse is bathing her she accidentally rubbed her vagina. When she did the lady moaned and her heart rate went up. The nurse rushed to tell the doctor. The doctor then called the husband and said. "we need you to do a favor, your wife may be alive, but we need you to have oral sex with your wife.

The man replies "I don't know, she's been in the coma for such a long time. It would be weird" but he agrees to come in. They close the door and shut all the blinds. After 1 minute the alarms start going off and buzzers and the man rushes out and the doctor asked "what happened?!" The man then replies "I don't know but I think she choked!"

squidmaster · 03-12-2008, 04:18 PM

OK so today I tried to see if I could get 3rd gear chirp still.
I red lined it in 2nd and power shifted to 3rd and bam.
No chirp I just heard the wheels slipping and I started to pull toward the right.
wtf.
I need new tires.

02civicsi · 03-12-2008, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squidmaster

Anyone wanna hit up a pool hall for some drunken "sticks 'n' balls"?

squidmaster · 03-12-2008, 04:59 PM

Hahaha yeah I meant to make it sound like that.

Drive your ass out here for the UCF meet tonight brosky.

02civicsi · 03-12-2008, 05:11 PM

I would if I could but alas I'm a daddy with a 3 yr old in the house that goes to bed @ 9PM.

squidmaster · 03-12-2008, 05:16 PM

Damn I keep forgetting.

02civicsi · 03-12-2008, 05:18 PM

I saw Angel's HID's lastnight & they looked sick with the yellow fogs.

How much did you get them for Jesse?

squidmaster · 03-12-2008, 06:29 PM

$140 NIB

Also
only one of them ******* works.
****.

02civicsi · 03-12-2008, 06:47 PM

Sounds like clobbering time.

***Angelsi06*** · 03-12-2008, 07:10 PM

Ur wires are prolly crossed. Un plug check n re check

squidmaster · 03-12-2008, 07:22 PM

They come so it's nearly impossible to cross them. They make it for real morons (which is how I got the 1st one done without doing HIDs before)

squidmaster · 03-12-2008, 07:29 PM

In the box =D

Comparison between 10,000k HID and "white" regular bulbs

And this is a comparison between a 10,000k HID and a (non-working) 10,000k HID

***Angelsi06*** · 03-12-2008, 07:35 PM

Sometimes they are the morons and cross the wires. Trust me re check wires make sure they all are going to where they correspond to

squidmaster · 03-12-2008, 07:36 PM

ubargfipubaregf I do not want to rewire this shit.

02civicsi · 03-12-2008, 07:39 PM

Unforutnately you have to, to get them working correctly.

***SOLO8thGenSi*** · 03-12-2008, 11:07 PM

luckily they NOW work correctly & Jesse is 2-HID good now. thanks to Angel.

& also, JR has now crossed over into the JDM red emblem crew.

squidmaster · 03-13-2008, 12:11 AM

JR's emblems look SICK as do my SEXY ASS HIDs Muahahha

squidmaster · 03-13-2008, 12:14 AM

jsnymeyer · 03-13-2008, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squidmaster

This lady had been in a coma for 6 months now with no signs of coming out. So one day while the nurse is bathing her she accidentally rubbed her vagina. When she did the lady moaned and her heart rate went up. The nurse rushed to tell the doctor. The doctor then called the husband and said. "we need you to do a favor, your wife may be alive, but we need you to have oral sex with your wife.

The man replies "I don't know, she's been in the coma for such a long time. It would be weird" but he agrees to come in. They close the door and shut all the blinds. After 1 minute the alarms start going off and buzzers and the man rushes out and the doctor asked "what happened?!" The man then replies "I don't know but I think she choked!"

Good joke, Jesse

I have a pretty good one about mayonaise

***Angelsi06*** · 03-13-2008, 12:16 AM

Looks good in real life! LOL not it the pic

03-12-2008, 11:07 PM	#1056 (permalink)
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03-12-2008, 12:59 PM	#1041 (permalink)
squidmaster Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: 町田し東京 Posts: 2,058 Jesse iTrader: 2 / 100%	This lady had been in a coma for 6 months now with no signs of coming out. So one day while the nurse is bathing her she accidentally rubbed her vagina. When she did the lady moaned and her heart rate went up. The nurse rushed to tell the doctor. The doctor then called the husband and said. "we need you to do a favor, your wife may be alive, but we need you to have oral sex with your wife. The man replies "I don't know, she's been in the coma for such a long time. It would be weird" but he agrees to come in. They close the door and shut all the blinds. After 1 minute the alarms start going off and buzzers and the man rushes out and the doctor asked "what happened?!" The man then replies "I don't know but I think she choked!"

03-12-2008, 04:18 PM	#1042 (permalink)
squidmaster Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: 町田し東京 Posts: 2,058 Jesse iTrader: 2 / 100%	OK so today I tried to see if I could get 3rd gear chirp still. I red lined it in 2nd and power shifted to 3rd and bam. No chirp I just heard the wheels slipping and I started to pull toward the right. wtf. I need new tires.

03-12-2008, 04:59 PM	#1044 (permalink)
squidmaster Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: 町田し東京 Posts: 2,058 Jesse iTrader: 2 / 100%	Hahaha yeah I meant to make it sound like that. Drive your ass out here for the UCF meet tonight brosky.

03-12-2008, 05:11 PM	#1045 (permalink)
02civicsi Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Longwood, FL Posts: 6,125 I am the Juggernaut!!! iTrader: 14 / 100%	I would if I could but alas I'm a daddy with a 3 yr old in the house that goes to bed @ 9PM.

03-12-2008, 05:16 PM	#1046 (permalink)
squidmaster Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: 町田し東京 Posts: 2,058 Jesse iTrader: 2 / 100%	Damn I keep forgetting.

03-12-2008, 05:18 PM	#1047 (permalink)
02civicsi Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Longwood, FL Posts: 6,125 I am the Juggernaut!!! iTrader: 14 / 100%	I saw Angel's HID's lastnight & they looked sick with the yellow fogs. How much did you get them for Jesse?

03-12-2008, 06:29 PM	#1048 (permalink)
squidmaster Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: 町田し東京 Posts: 2,058 Jesse iTrader: 2 / 100%	$140 NIB Also only one of them ***** works. **.

03-12-2008, 06:47 PM	#1049 (permalink)
02civicsi Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Longwood, FL Posts: 6,125 I am the Juggernaut!!! iTrader: 14 / 100%	Sounds like clobbering time.

03-12-2008, 07:10 PM	#1050 (permalink)
*Angelsi06* VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 3,764 Angel Hidalgo Jr iTrader: 8 / 100%	Ur wires are prolly crossed. Un plug check n re check

03-12-2008, 07:22 PM	#1051 (permalink)
squidmaster Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: 町田し東京 Posts: 2,058 Jesse iTrader: 2 / 100%	They come so it's nearly impossible to cross them. They make it for real morons (which is how I got the 1st one done without doing HIDs before)

03-12-2008, 07:29 PM	#1052 (permalink)
squidmaster Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: 町田し東京 Posts: 2,058 Jesse iTrader: 2 / 100%	In the box =D Comparison between 10,000k HID and "white" regular bulbs And this is a comparison between a 10,000k HID and a (non-working) 10,000k HID

03-12-2008, 07:35 PM	#1053 (permalink)
*Angelsi06* VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 3,764 Angel Hidalgo Jr iTrader: 8 / 100%	Sometimes they are the morons and cross the wires. Trust me re check wires make sure they all are going to where they correspond to

03-12-2008, 07:36 PM	#1054 (permalink)
squidmaster Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: 町田し東京 Posts: 2,058 Jesse iTrader: 2 / 100%	ubargfipubaregf I do not want to rewire this shit.

03-12-2008, 07:39 PM	#1055 (permalink)
02civicsi Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Longwood, FL Posts: 6,125 I am the Juggernaut!!! iTrader: 14 / 100%	Unforutnately you have to, to get them working correctly.

03-13-2008, 12:11 AM	#1057 (permalink)
squidmaster Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: 町田し東京 Posts: 2,058 Jesse iTrader: 2 / 100%	JR's emblems look SICK as do my SEXY ASS HIDs Muahahha

03-13-2008, 12:14 AM	#1058 (permalink)
squidmaster Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: 町田し東京 Posts: 2,058 Jesse iTrader: 2 / 100%

03-13-2008, 12:16 AM	#1060 (permalink)
*Angelsi06* VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 3,764 Angel Hidalgo Jr iTrader: 8 / 100%	Looks good in real life! LOL not it the pic