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Old 06-15-2007, 02:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
ameuba10
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Unhappy bye bye eyebrows...a true horror story

ok ima summarize this long story. well i have grown up a pyro and i have played with fireworks, and fire for over 10yrs now. well i got a hold of some terribly old fireworks. after work me and one of my co-workers like to shoot some fireworks to blow off some steam. well i brought this one out and set it on the pavement. it kinda fell apart in the process so stupid me tried to light it. well i got the lighter and lit what i thought was the fuse.....needless to say it wasnt. whatever it was, blew up as soon as it set the lighter too it. (in my face) well i throw myself back in a daze. my co-worker flipped out saying my hair was on fire! so still in a daze, i hear that my hair is on fire so i freak out and hit myself in the head to put it out. but i am ok. after a good washing of my hair and face, i look into the mirror and see a patch of hair missing, most of my eyebrows missing, and part of my arm hairs. im so dissappointed because it took me my whole life to grow these eyebrows and now i got to start over. the trick to this is, me and this same co-worker saran wrapped another co-workers car the night before. the victoms mom freaked and called the cops, and they finger printed the car. (we wore gloves ) but that is karma for you. enough rambling, i just thought everyone could get some humor out of this. but i am fine, and i think the whole deal is pretty funnny.
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