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Originally Posted by chenslee_cheese

-2 8-ft. tables, covered with white linen and matching skirting.
-2 cases 16-oz bottles San Pellegrino Still, room temperature.
-1 box Good Earth Green Tea, 1 honey bear and Japanese tea service w/spoons.
-1 Brazilian confectioner, skilled in the art of chocolate-making.
-1 6-pack A&W Root Beer.
-6 frosty mugs.
-1 gift pack Perrier Jouët champagne and glass set.
-1 package each: Pringles (low fat-any flavor) and Veggie Booty (available at health food store).
-1 Irish-Indian massage therapist with perfect pitch and broad hands.
-1 box of V05 hair treatment oil.
-1 breast pump, half full of fresh breast milk(human)
-1 box of Kellogs Grape NUTS (not grape nut flakes)
-1 Playmobil female pirate action figure
-1 Playmobil ninja action figure
-1 roll of toilet paper with the cardboard center removed
-1 unopened bottle of milk of magnesia
-200 size AA batteries.
-2 cans of Hormel brand chilli, no beans.
-1 lb of teryaki beef jerky.
-bottle of Johnson and Johnson baby oil
-2 of each of the latest issue of the following: "She Male Butt Bangers
","Trash Bendover",and "Private Pirate".

I think that just about covers it, no wait

-10 peanut and butter sammiches.

There.

^^^WTF??? Going to be an interesting experience rooming with this guy...