01-27-2007, 05:30 AM
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SlammDizzle.
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Santa Ana, CA
Age: 21
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Your gf let you take it off?
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Originally Posted by firmhonda
Sometimes, when I hit that "delete" button, I fap uncontrollably. When I'm done I dress as a king and force my girlfriend of 6 years to start calling me "Master" while making some of the lesser people in my neighborhood rub my face with velvet while feeding me delicacies from all over the world from a crystal bowl engraved with the numbers of all the posts I've deleted within the last 36 hours. It's a fine life indeed.
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