80's vs 90's *ding ding ding*
If 80s fashion fads and 90s fashion fads were to battle each other, who would win? [queue the sound of masses shouting at a boxing ring] Ladies and gentlemen. *ding, ding, ding* In the right corner, we have the representative of the 80s Fashion Fads: George Michael. He’s sporting a neon glow-in-the-dark Choose Life t-shirt, acid-washed jeans, and sexy girlie plastic jellies sandals. Doesn’t he look great?!?! In the left corner, we have the representative of the (pre-grunge) 90s Fashion Fads: MC Hammer. Señor Hammer is wearing oh-so-stylish parachute pants and a blazer with massive shoulder pads.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What do I see? Oh! Could that be? Yes! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE FORGOT TWO DETAILS! Please note the following … George Michael has his frosted blonde hair pulled back into a hot pink banana clip & MC Hammer’s ensemble includes a hypercolor t-shirt. Woot! Woot! *ding, ding, ding* Time to vote! In the battle of the Fashion Fads, who would win? Tell me, who had the better fashions — the 80s or the 90s?
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