There are four keys to the right of the "M" key that would like to introduce themselves to you but are very shy. Perhaps you should start a conversation with them.
As far as your question goes, all I can remember from the really long sentence is dealer, mercury, cats, and help. So umm, I'm sorry you had to make a deal on a mercury with a cat in it, but I can't help you with those presents the cat left in the back seat