[Excalibur]

Originally Posted by Humanduck

This ALWAYS happens to me... I guess it is the Si...mmm... no. Even before when I had my CRX HF stock people was trying to race it...
Funny story though... A guy with a Mazda 3 speed pulls next to me in a light (with his girlfriend)... He makes his tires spin when he leaves the light, but I find him in the next one... after that I decided to go with it (just because he gave me a look like "your car is a POS")... so we start... his stupid a$$ didn't even know how to drive, so I beat him, get in front of him, and the slow down and get myself to the right lane again... suddenly, he starts speeding up again and I'm like "WTF, he doesn't give up!" and decided to make him get a ticket... We are going down this avenue where from 50 mph goes to 30 mph for speed limit, with a speed camera... So I start speeding up, and right before the camera I slow down to 30 and he keeps going 60... When I saw the flash from the camera I just started laughing, in the next light I pull beside him and do this laughing...
I would love to see his face when he receives the ticket in the mail... He will look at it and say "That's the day I raced that Civic, got beaten in front of my girlfriend and got a ticket"... bad day for him.

That's funny, but a little hard to read.