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LMFAO i just got pulled over going 120.. guy's like.. look, i don't have any tickets on me.. here's my ******* ID. he flashed his lights at me, and he's like.. if a trooper pulls up you're going to jail.. (then a trooper rides by and im like ****) and he's like.. but im gonna get home, so... yeah.. you dont wanna die.
by this time im thinking 'god are you really there'
then the cop's like i saw your other friend (bizzy, he was doing 136) you retards need to slow down.
then he's like okay im not sending you off to jail or impounding your car and i'm just gonna let you run off..
im never speeding again
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