Theorem One: The Salesmen Theorem
Suppose you have a car salesmen thats sells cars from price ranges [0, 50,000] and works at any car dealership. Assuming we are at a random instance of time we can conclude:
(i) If the salesmen approaches in a lackluster manner, then assume he is not making a sale.
(ii) If the salesmen falsely labels the vehicle as "extremely quick" and faster than a (random vehicle) even though it isn't, a sale will either be made or it won't be made.
(iii) If the salesmen appears to be making a fool of you consider the following options.
a. Pimp smack him.
b. Leave
c. Tell him he is an idiot.
(iiii) If the Salesmen knows what he is talking about consider this theorem inconclusive.
Note:
When using this theorem please take note that its conditions are only prevalent for male salesmen. If
you are a single male or a young male, respect a female salesmen. If you don't fall into that category,
again this theorem is inconclusive.
