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my buddy and i test drove a new eclipse with the dealer sitting in the back seat.
as we turn out of the dealership he says to us, "now, when we get on the highway, you do whatever the **** you want, man"
so my buddy takes it up to 85.
"what are you, a pansy??""
my buddy takes it to 95.
"a had an 70 year old test drive this thing...even SHE got it up to 100!"
my buddy takes it to 110.
"pussssssy"
125.
"dat's right man, push that foot down!"
135.
"shit man you gonna run outta road!"
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