I've heard some crazy stupid shit from dealers.
My biggest peeve is when they don't know anything and have to ask (when its a very basic question that they should know IMO), or when they don't know what they're talking about but pretend to know and talk to you like you don't know anything.
I would guess the majority of people who walk into a dealership don't know CRAP about hondas. It sucks cause uninformed buyers are the ones that get taken advantage of.
The funniest thing I heard from a dealer was "The price is firm. You're talking about one of the hottest cars on the market right now." (speaking of a black Si coupe w/navi.)
At first I was like

Then I was like

"he's right..."