Ha! What a great post! +Rep Moose.
I was actually looking for some tips on how to best bed my new pads & rotors when I ran across this. (Stoptech/HPS+ATE=

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I couldn't really follow the directions of Stoptech or Hawk because the streets are really busy. I only got in four stops (approx 45/50mph-10mph) before I crawled back to work. Crawling because I didn't want to come to a complete stop with the brakes hot.
Even when the streets calm down and I try again I bet I get pulled over. Coppers are gonna think I'm drunk speeding up and slamming on my brakes over and over again.